Belmont Shore's Cover Boy

For the second year in a row I braved the scorching streets of Belmont Shore to battle every other amateur artist in the neighborhood at the annual chalk contest. And for the second straight year, I didn't win a thing. No worries, because I managed to score page 5A of the much heralded journalistic juggernaut, the Grunion Gazette. They say any pub is good pub, and I can't help but agree.