Hey kids! Don't know who's playing in the Super Bowl XLIII? Me neither! But if you're in the LBC, y'all need to bring your fancy pants down to the Casa de Onsurez where the place will be cooler than any party you see in beer ads. I'll have the greatest commercials money can buy and the game that goes on in between on glorious H-H-H-H-D-D-D-D-D. Avoid getting into a fight with that big annoying drunk guy spilling his beer all over your girl. Show up when you want and leave when you're full on Claudia's internationally known Chili Cheese Hot Dog Tortas. Ugh!
